When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

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the-girl-from-hyrule:

andyouwanttoupdatetwitter:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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Glad to see RDJ and I have the same reaction upon seeing a cat. 

Because everyone needs RDJ having a reaction towards seeing a cat on their blog

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blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

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nancyelizabethbrown:

gallifrey-feels:

knitmeapony:

dreaminpng:

allonnziii:

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" = "Run!"


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kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better


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velveteenrabbit:

illustratosphere:

Extraordinary miniature paintings by Lorraine Loots | Tumblr | Instagram

omg.


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mymodernmet:

Photographer Sophie Gamand's new series Flower Power portrays pit bulls in a softer, dreamier light to highlight their sweet nature.


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hagridspumpkin:

when an adult uses texting slang to try to sound hip

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sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.


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iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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jimeng-xi:

have some cute pitbulls!


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firelorcl:

childservices:

who cares lmfao!!!!

i hope nobody is making fun of this guy for this like he opened up a platform where lgbt people could tell him of their experiences and their voices could be heard and they moved him to tears like what is wrong with that what is wrong with a straight person listening to our experiences and acknowledging that we have it tougher than he does

firelorcl:

childservices:

who cares lmfao!!!!

i hope nobody is making fun of this guy for this like he opened up a platform where lgbt people could tell him of their experiences and their voices could be heard and they moved him to tears like what is wrong with that what is wrong with a straight person listening to our experiences and acknowledging that we have it tougher than he does

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